Osho – Remember, meditation can never be result-oriented
Osho – Remember, meditation can never be result-oriented; you simply meditate, that’s all. Everything happens but it will not be a result. If you are seeking the result nothing will…
Osho Jokes – The more you are full of desire and lust, the more stupid you are
“How much do you charge for handling a case like mine?” he asked.“I really don’t like to handle divorce cases,” replied his attorney. “Why do you want to get a…
Osho – Desire as such is a bondage, because when you desire, you become dependent
Osho – Desire AS SUCH is a bondage, because when you desire, you become dependent on the other, on the desired object. Whether it is a woman, money, a man,…
Osho Jokes – A pretty young girl stretched out on the psychiatrist's couch
A pretty young girl stretched out on the psychiatrist’s couch. “I just can’t help myself, Doctor. No matter how hard I try to resist, I bring five or six men…
Osho – Life is a flux, nothing abides. Still we are such fools, we go on clinging
Osho – Life is a flux, nothing abides. Still we are such fools, we go on clinging. If change is the nature of life, then clinging is stupidity, because your…
Osho – Guilt is imposed by others; shame is your own experience
Osho – But why does the priest go on creating guilt in man? There is a secret behind it. If you can make humanity feel guilty you remain powerful. The…
Osho – What is enlightenment? — the insight that desire is futile, that ambition is illness
Question – BELOVED MASTER, WHY AM I NOT GETTING ENLIGHTENED SOON? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DELAY? Osho – Sagaram, the cause must be in you. In fact, YOU ARE…
Osho – Beloved Master Why you use Rolls Royce
Question – BELOVED MASTER, WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT YOUR DRIVING TO DISCOURSE IN A ROLLS ROYCE?Osho – There is a long story behind it! I was driving… I was…
Osho Jokes – The Silversteins sent their son to a boarding school
The Silversteins sent their son to a highbrow New England boarding school. A few months later he returned home for the Christmas holidays.“Samela,” greeted his mother. “It is so good…
Osho – Whatsoever happens to you is your own doing
Osho – If you don’t listen to the buddhas you will be consumed by your own mischief. The harm that you do to yourself is such that nobody can do…
Osho – Cut the roots of desire
Osho – Desire means you are dragged out of the moment; that creates a tension, that creates anxiety, that creates hope. And then finally hope turns sour, becomes frustration. Each…
Osho Jokes – A bartender at a very posh gentlemen's club was on duty
Osho – A bartender at a very posh gentlemen’s club was on duty when a distinguished gentleman seated himself at the bar, but made no attempt to order a drink.…
Buddha says: Meditation is the only wealth, because you can take it beyond death
Osho – There is only one thing which you can take with you, and that is true wealth. Buddha calls it meditation, awareness, watchfulness, mindfulness, consciousness. If you become more…
Osho Jokes – A little girl answered the knock on the door of the farmhouse
A little girl answered the knock on the door of the farmhouse. The caller, a rather troubled-looking, middle-aged man, asked to see her father.“If you have come about the bull,”…
Osho Jokes – If you go on repressing things, then on the surface you may look like a saint
A woman with a baby, next in line in the crowded anteroom of a station of the Infant Welfare Society, was shown into the doctor’s office by the nurse in…
Osho – You are simply a watcher, different from all that surrounds you
Osho – As you become a witness, as you become aware, you simply come to know that you are not the body, not the mind, not even the heart. You…
Osho – Life is not just logic. It does not follow a clean-cut path
Osho – A bachelor named Clem showed up at his weekly poker game with a black eye. His friend Joe asked what had happened to him. “Well,” Clem replied, “when…
Osho – When your life is full of joy, unbounded joy, it is creative
Osho – When your life is full of joy, unbounded joy, it is creative, then great creativity is born in you. Then you do something to contribute to the evolution…
Osho – the only way to get rid of this mess, this chaos, is to be aware
Osho – All kinds of things are going on inside the mind. One day just sit down and write whatsoever is coming into the mind. And don’t cheat, just write…
Osho – To be totally determined is almost half the journey.
Fred was admitted to a madhouse because he always felt he was a mouse and was totally paranoid about cats.After years and years of treatment he was finally declared normal…
Osho – Just remain silently watchful, neither for nor against
Osho – Passion creates many things in you. It creates fever, it makes you more unconscious — more unconscious than you already are. It drags you deeper into the mud.…
Osho – Pleasure is animal, happiness is human, bliss is divine
Osho – Jayananda, it depends. It depends on you, on your state of consciousness or unconsciousness, whether you are asleep or awake. There is one famous maxim of Murphy. He…