Question – Come On, Osho, Be a Sport and Tell us that juicy Joke!
Osho – Okay, Maneesha!
ONE day, while studying the alphabet, the teacher looked at her second grade class and said, “Who can tell me a word that starts with the letter A?”
All the children raised their hands, but teacher wouldn’t call on Johnny Badmouth because she knew he’d say ‘asshole’ or some other bad word. Instead she called on Billy.
“Apple.”
“Very good,” replied teacher, “and who can tell me a word that starts with the letter B?”
Many children raised their hands, but she refused to call on Johnny Badmouth because she knew he’d say ‘bastard’ or some other dirty word. She called on Mary.
“Boat.”
“Very good.”
And so on through the entire alphabet, each time ignoring Johnny Badmouth. “And who can tell me a word that starts with the letter R?” The children raised their hands. The teacher racked her brains, but couldn’t think of a single dirty word that started with the letter R, and decided to call on Johnny.
“Rats,” said Johnny, and raised his hands to demonstrate. “BIG FUCKING RATS!”
Source – from Osho Book “The Guest”