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Osho Jokes When the kundalini rises, something just the opposite happens. An African native was bathing in the river by his village when a group of tourists arrived on the…
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Osho Jokes When the kundalini rises, something just the opposite happens. An African native was bathing in the river by his village when a group of tourists arrived on the…
Osho Kundalini Quotes Kundalini means the serpent lying there fast asleep; it has to be awakened. Once it wakes up it starts rising upwards. When it reaches to the ultimate…
Osho on Chakras, Osho quotes on seven Chakras The first three chakras belong to the body. The next three chakras belong to the mind. And the seventh chakra is beyond…
Osho Quotes on Turiya It depends where you are stuck: at the body, at the mind, at the heart. These are the three most important places from which one can…
Osho – I have heard a story. It happened in Ajmer… You must have heard about one Sufi mystic, Moinuddin Chishti, whose dargah, whose tomb, is in Ajmer. Chishti was…
Osho Jokes for the Day Just the other day I was reading a story. A male dinosaur was in great love with a female dinosaur. For ten thousand years he…
Osho on Enlightenment, Osho Enlightenment Quotes Enlightenment is always sudden because it is not an achievement; it is already the case. It is only a remembering, it is only a…
Osho – This is a beautiful definition of samadhi. When the mind is still and the reality is still — when you are out of the vicious circle — all…
Osho on Satori, Osho Satori Quotes Satori is not such a thing. Satori is a miniature experience of samadhi, but once you get into it, you cannot get out of…
Osho on Mantra Chanting – Osho on using Mantras, Chanting – Many chanters of mantras fall asleep — hence the use of Transcendental Meditation for people who suffer from sleeplessness,…
Osho – Gurdjieff has divided art into two categories. The modern art he calls subjective art. The ancient art — the real art — the people who made the pyramids,…
Question – Beloved Osho, Understand everything that you say, but why does my Life still remain Unchanged? Osho – Sudhas, to understand something intellectually is one thing, but to understand…
Osho on Zazen Meditation : Let me explain to you what zazen is. Zazen is a deep unoccupiedness — not doing anything outwardly, not doing anything inwardly. It is not…
Osho – And a Zen Master is just the opposite: you go to him, you have to bow down seven times. And you ask some innocent question… and he jumps…
Osho : The master represents only your real self; he speaks to you only to provoke the sleeping center of your being. Once the center is awake the master becomes…
Atisha Sutra– MEDITATE ON THE THREE THINGS NOT TO BE DESTROYED. Osho – The buddha, the sangha, the dhamma, meditate over these three things not to be destroyed. The world…
Osho on Zen Master Hotei, Laughing Buddha Hotei Hotei, a Zen master, was passing through a village He was one of the most beautiful persons who have ever walked on…
Osho on Tantric Sex : Tantric sex is not sex at all; it is meditation. Meditation has to spread all over your life. Whatsoever you do, do meditatively. Walk meditatively,…
Osho on Seriousness : Seriousness has become almost part of our bones and blood. You will have to make some effort to get rid of seriousness, and you will have…
Question – Beloved Osho, One day — it was friday, when orthodox jews are preparing for the Sabbath — a man who didn’t like jews met an orthodox rabbi on…
Osho on Laughter : LAUGHTER is the very essence of religion. Seriousness is never religious, cannot be religious. Seriousness is of the ego, part of the very disease. Laughter is…
Osho Rajnish jokes on Father Murphy One Sunday morning the preacher was ill and could not come to the church to perform his duties, so Murphy was doing his work.…