Osho Jokes – If you go on repressing things, then on the surface you may look like a saint
A woman with a baby, next in line in the crowded anteroom of a station of the Infant Welfare Society, was shown into the doctor’s office by the nurse in…
Osho – You are simply a watcher, different from all that surrounds you
Osho – As you become a witness, as you become aware, you simply come to know that you are not the body, not the mind, not even the heart. You…
Osho – Life is not just logic. It does not follow a clean-cut path
Osho – A bachelor named Clem showed up at his weekly poker game with a black eye. His friend Joe asked what had happened to him. “Well,” Clem replied, “when…
Osho – When your life is full of joy, unbounded joy, it is creative
Osho – When your life is full of joy, unbounded joy, it is creative, then great creativity is born in you. Then you do something to contribute to the evolution…
Osho – the only way to get rid of this mess, this chaos, is to be aware
Osho – All kinds of things are going on inside the mind. One day just sit down and write whatsoever is coming into the mind. And don’t cheat, just write…
Osho – To be totally determined is almost half the journey.
Fred was admitted to a madhouse because he always felt he was a mouse and was totally paranoid about cats.After years and years of treatment he was finally declared normal…
Osho – Just remain silently watchful, neither for nor against
Osho – Passion creates many things in you. It creates fever, it makes you more unconscious — more unconscious than you already are. It drags you deeper into the mud.…
Osho – Pleasure is animal, happiness is human, bliss is divine
Osho – Jayananda, it depends. It depends on you, on your state of consciousness or unconsciousness, whether you are asleep or awake. There is one famous maxim of Murphy. He…
Osho – The people who are miserly will remain miserly, even in their sharing
Osho – The people who are miserly will remain miserly, even in their sharing. If you look deep down you will find they are trying to bargain for something, there…
Osho – Millions die exactly as they are born. No growth happens, no flowering comes to their lives
“Take me to the railway station,” said the drunk, stumbling into a waiting taxi.“Look mate, we are at the railway station,” said the cabby.“Thanks,” murmured the drunk, handing over a…
Osho – The real definition of good and bad can only be this
Osho – The real definition of good and bad can only be this: the good is that which grows with meditation, watchfulness, and the bad is that which disappears as…
Osho Jokes – Mulla Nasrudin Intelligence
Osho – I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?” He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife…
Osho Jokes – this is my honeymoon! And my wife is giving birth to a child
Osho – Two young men were pacing up and down in the corridor of a maternity home. The one said to the other, “You look so worried, what is the…
Osho – Don’t waste your time in trying to dominate others
Osho – Buddha says: MASTER YOURSELF…. If you are at all interested in mastery — and who is not interested? — then become interested in self-mastery. Don’t waste your time…
Osho – First be selfish, First transform yourself
Osho – First be selfish, first transform yourself. Your life in peace, in joy, in health, can be a great source of nourishment for people who are starving for spiritual…
Osho – Escape from all kinds of Unintelligent activities
Osho – Escape from all kinds of unintelligent activities. First sharpen your intelligence. Let a great joy arise in you. Become more watchful, so much so that not even a…
Osho – The moment you change from mind to meditation your whole life is going to be affected
Osho – The moment you change from mind to meditation your whole life is going to be affected. It is natural. If it is not affected, that will be something…
Osho – Society becomes a game of condemning each other
Osho – You cannot hide your unconsciousness; it surfaces. Your reality goes on expressing itself — you may not be able to see it, but everybody else can see it.…
Osho – If you change your Consciousness, then your character changes
Osho – People don’t change: so unconscious, so deeply unconscious are the desires, longings — anger, greed, sexuality — that on the surface they may seem to be changing, but…
Osho – Life is constantly changing and it is good that it is constantly changing
Osho – The whole problem is rooted in the desire of attaining a permanent meaning for life. Life is not a problem at all, but we expect things which are…
Osho – Be Altruistic only when your own self is fulfilled
Osho – Buddha says There are needy people all around. There are ill people, there are poor people, there are paralyzed people and blind and deaf and lame. If you…
Osho on Reducing Weight, Why there is Obsession with Food
Question – BELOVED MASTER, I AM OBSESSED WITH FOOD. I EAT TOO MUCH AND HAVE GAINED ENORMOUS WEIGHT. CAN YOU HELP ME TO REDUCE MY WEIGHT? Osho – Sangito, this…