Osho Jokes – this is my honeymoon! And my wife is giving birth to a child
Osho – Two young men were pacing up and down in the corridor of a maternity home. The one said to the other, “You look so worried, what is the…
Osho – Beloved Master, How do you know so Many Jokes
Question – Beloved Master, How do you know so Many Jokes? Osho – Viramo, first, in none of my past lives have I been an Englishman. Secondly, in many of…
Osho Joke – Parrots are far more Intelligent than your professors
Osho – A great scholar once bought a parrot. When he got it home he told it, “I am going to teach you to talk.”“Don’t bother,” answered the bird. “I…
Osho Joke – I want it my way, the way we do it in Brooklyn
Osho – A wizened little client in a fancy whorehouse is heard shouting from the upper floor: “No! Not that way! I want it my way, the way we do…
Osho Mulla Nasruddin Joke – Mulla Nasruddin and his Son
Osho – Mulla Nasruddin’s son came home late from school. The Mulla grabbed him and gave him a beating, saying, “Let this be a lesson to you not to come…
Osho Jokes – Religion is thought to be a very serious phenomenon
Osho – Religion is thought to be a very serious phenomenon. I may be the first person in the whole history of India who is mixing religion with jokes. Let…
Osho Jokes – A huge bully sauntered into the dimly lit saloon
Osho – A huge bully sauntered into the dimly lit saloon. “Is there anybody here called Kilroy?” he snarled. Nobody answered. Again he sneered, “Is there anybody here called Kilroy?”…
Osho Jokes – An airplane was lost in the clouds
Osho – I have heard: An airplane was lost in the clouds. Its many sophisticated machines were not working and the pilot informed the passengers on the telecom, “Don’t be…
Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes
Osho Mulla Nasruddin Jokes ”You have got to have more recreation and relaxation,” said Mulla Nasrudin to the overworked friend. ”But I am too busy,” said the friend. ”THAT’S SILLY,”…
Osho joke on Sexuality – Sexual urge
Question : BELOVED MASTER, I AM SEVENTY NOW, BUT STILL THE SEXUAL URGE IS THERE. WHAT SHOULD I DO? Osho : Narayandas, you should not do anything. Enough is enough.…
Osho on Jokes and Laughter
Question : OSHO, I LAUGH SO MUCH AT YOUR JOKES. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK ONE QUESTION: WHY DOES A JOKE CREATE SO MUCH LAUGHTER? Osho : ONE THING: you…
Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes, Mulla Nasrudin Jokes
Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin was saying to me, ‘Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.’ One day Mulla Nasrudin was catching flies. He caught a few, and…
Osho Rajneesh Jokes for the Day
Osho Jokes When the kundalini rises, something just the opposite happens. An African native was bathing in the river by his village when a group of tourists arrived on the…
Osho Jokes for the Day
Osho Jokes for the Day Just the other day I was reading a story. A male dinosaur was in great love with a female dinosaur. For ten thousand years he…
Osho Rajnish Jokes – Rajnish jokes on Father Murphy
Osho Rajnish jokes on Father Murphy One Sunday morning the preacher was ill and could not come to the church to perform his duties, so Murphy was doing his work.…
Osho Rajneesh Jokes – Osho jokes on Gorgeous Gloria
Osho jokes on Gorgeous Gloria It is the last day of the holiday season in Goa, and tomorrow Gorgeous Gloria and Sardar Gurudayal Singh will be going their separate ways…
Osho Jokes – Osho Jokes on Little Ernie
Osho Jokes on Little Ernie “I don’t want your son, Ernie, swimming in our pool anymore” says Mrs. Meyer to her neighbor, Mrs. Jones. “But what has my poor little…
Osho Jokes – Osho Jokes on Spirituality, Spiritual Gurus
Osho Spiritual Jokes : Jesus and Peter are sipping their iced tea while sunbathing on the shore of Lake Galilee. A group of children nearby start throwing rocks in the…
Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes
Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : An architect was having a difficult time with Mulla Nasrudin, a prospective home-builder. “But can’t you give some idea,” he pleaded, “of the general type…
Mulla Nasrudin Jokes – Osho Mulla Nasrudin jokes
Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : I have heard that one day Mulla Nasruddin came into the restaurant and declared, “My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.” Everybody…
Osho Jokes – Osho jokes on Chandulal
Osho jokes on Chandulal : Several young boys were called by the New Delhi authorities for a medical check-up to determine the paternity of a certain teenage girl’s baby. Chandulal…
Osho jokes : Osho Mulla Nasruddin Jokes
Osho Mulla Nasruddin Jokes : A rich farmer had been trying desperately to marry off his daughters. One day he met Mulla Nasrudin. “I have several daughters,” the farmer told…